Recap:..What have we learnt from movies so far??

Incase you haven’t learnt anything, here’s a list Things:

1.It’s easy for anyone to land a
plane providing there is someone
in the control tower to talk you
down.
2.Once applied, lipstick will never
rub off – even while scuba diving.
3.The ventilation system of any
building is the perfect hiding
place. Nobody will ever think of
looking for you in there and you
can travel to any other part of the
building you want without
difficulty. There is never any dust
or lint in the ventilation ducts.
4.If you need to reload your gun,
you will always have more
ammunition – even if you haven’t
been carrying any before now.
5.The Eiffel Tower can be seen
from any window in Paris.
6.A man will show no pain while
taking the most ferocious beating
but will wince when a woman
tries to clean his wounds.
7.If a large pane of glass is visible,
someone will be thrown through
it before long.
8.When paying for a taxi, don’t
look at your wallet as you take out
a bill – just grab one at random
and hand it over. It will always be
the exact fare.
9.Cars that crash will almost
always burst into flames or
explode.
10.The Chief of Police will always
suspend his star detective or give
him 48 hours to finish the job.
11.All bombs are fitted with
electronic timing devices with
large red digital readouts so you
know exactly when they’re going
to go off.
12.It is always possible to park
directly outside the building you
are visiting.
13.It does not matter if you are
heavily outnumbered in a fight
involving martial arts. Your
enemies will wait patiently to
attack you one by one by dancing
around in a threatening manner
until you have knocked out their
predecessors.
14.Television news bulletins
usually contain a story that affects
you personally at that precise
moment

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